Saturday, August 31, 2013

Wind Amulet

Hi Jammers! Today's item is the Wind Amulet, sold in the Diamond Shop.
And I noticed something... er... strange with the Giant Snow Leopard Plushie....
We can buy a GIANT Snow Leopard??!! And it only costs 1 diamond??!! That is so cool!!! XD Lastly, Pete, the Amazing Disappearing Food, and the Fishies were acting up again....

All in the wrong spots. Tsk, tsk. Anyway, sorry about the Blossom Tinyhero slide video, as I said before, it takes forever to load. And it's only 2 minutes long!! Jeez! Well, anyway. That's all for today Jammers; happy Jamming!

Friday, August 30, 2013

Giant Gumball Machine

Hi Jammers! The new item today is the Giant Gumball Machine!!! Again, it's so close to beta... and yet so far. Thank goodness!
It's taller, and, (aww, man!) it doesn't give out gumballs if you click on it! :( The beta one did. Now, I want to talk about the rhinos, elephants and giraffes. WHEN WILL THEY EVER COME BACK???!!!! They've been "traveling" for longer than the koalas! And the koalas are back!

Are these African animals leaving for good? What do you think? Because I want to buy a giraffe and an elephant! And I'm sure other Jammers want to, too! If they are leaving, I'm going to send in a complaint! (Hey, it worked the last time on the map! Look!)
And there's Kimbara Outback! Except it's just called "Kimbara"....
XD That's funny! Guess they didn't have enough room... Anyway, the next big thing of the update is.... ANOTHER VIDEO!! But it's coming tomorrow... It's taking forever to load. This one is called "Blossom Tinyhero Tries to Go Up A Slide". It's slow-moving and there's a lot of typos, but that's only because it takes time to type and sometimes my fingers hit the wrong keys! But still. I hope you enjoy it, and it's supposed to be funny! (And is, according to me!)

ANYWAY, we now have 2,000 pageviews! UnFORtunately, I was not able to screenshot 2013 pageviews, but that would be cool! I do have a picture of in 9 years!
And I did get one of exactly 2000 pageviews.
Ok. That's it for today, Jammers, happy Jamming!

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Wind Armor!

Hi Jammers! The new series of items is... (drum roll please).... THE WIND ARMOR!!
It's sold in the Diamond Shop. The newest item in this awesome series is the Wind Helmet.
Sweet! Know what's even cooler? They replaced the Phoenix Armor picture with the Wind Armor picture! (Don't worry, you can still buy the Phoenix Armor!) But it's even cooler this time around! 
Wow! And, of course, you can't see the animation, so I'll just tell you. The scarf whips around, scattering leaves! The armor stands, poised, ready to defend himself with a single claw. (What? I like to be descriptive. And I want to be an author when I grow up.) So, that's it for the Wind Armor, so, of course, it's time for our update: 2 videos I captured of some shape-shifting plushies!
Again, I hope they work, I can't see them right now when I'm writing this so I have no idea if they're the same video or not. But... yeah. For the rest of the update, I found something new (or a glitch? I'm not sure) with Jammers that haven't been on in a long time...
Ha ha! It usually says "Remove [put username here] from buddy list?", not "Remove  from buddy list?" As I said, this only works with Jammers who haven't been on in a long time. (e.g. see picture below.)
 But anyway, that's all I have time for, so... bye!

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Stack of Books

Hi Jammers! The new school-related item is the Stack of Books (no, not the beta ones, beta collectors!). I think it's cool because it defies gravity... you could never make that in real life without nailing the books together.
Well, maybe you could... I don't know. Anyway, for today's update, I found a strange new message when I was logging in...
It's never said that to me before! It usually just says "Room full! Please try again". if I'm trying to go to, say, Jamaa Township and it's full. Also, I HAVE MY FIRST VIDEO!! It's just a funny little short one about my hamster dancing! (no sound.)
I hope it works... I'm not allowed to get a YouTube account, so I have to do this. That's all for now, Jammers!

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Rare Nerd Glasses and Teacher's Desk

Hi Jammers! Today's new item is the Teacher's Desk.
Just in time for school! Speaking of school, I won't be able to post every day because of school, sorry. Like yesterday. Speaking of yesterday, the Rare Item Monday yesterday was the Rare Nerd Glasses.
Yay! They're nonmember!! So yeah. But for today' update, I'm actually straying away from AJ today, because... WE HAVE A NEW ADDITION TO MY "MY FAVORITE BLOGS" LIST!!! And it is... The Animal Jam Warrior. (The link: Click here.)

And...a drawing made by me! It's not supposed to make people with glasses feel bad, it was just all I could think of that was remotely funny.
I made it on, it's a drawing site all you online artists you should check out! Anyway, that's it for today. Bye!

Sunday, August 25, 2013


Hi Jammers! The new item is the Chalkboard!
Just in time for school. But... what is that language? Japanese? Some made-up language AJHQ made up? I don't know. But I do know that it's pretty cool. Anyway, for today's update, I've noticed some new things with "New Jammer"...
And this. Why does it say "New Jammer" on the buddy request, but says the actual username on the player card???
Doesn't really make sense... Another glitch is this: I saw a nonmember fox today!
And all the accessories on it are member! That also doesn't make sense. Lastly, AJHQ updated Animal Jam Outfitters!
I like the new version better. Anyway, that's it for today! Bye, Jammers!

Shell Armor and Shell Helmet RETURNS!!!!

Hi Jammers! Sorry I didn't post yesterday. But the returning item (yesterday) is the Shell Helmet, and the returning item (today) is the Shell Armor, both sold in Bahari Bargains. 
Good! We missed you, shell guys! And the update, as usual, is a glitch. I didn't know pandas could swim!
 And AJHQ sent out this message:
Aww, I can't do that because I have 2 more days (counting today) of summer left! Anyway. Bye, Jammers! See ya tomorrow!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Meet Cosmo

Click here to find out the results of "Find Peck"!
Hi Jammers! A lot of new exciting things today! First of all, TODAY IS THE DAY I DRAW PRIZES FOR MY CONTEST!!! AAAND THE WINNERS ARE.... Well, you have to click here to find out. But back to AJ. There is a new Adventure! It takes very long to do, though... And you have to do all this crazy stuff for Cosmo! In my opinion, it's confusing. But that's just my opinion. Here's a screenshot of it:
Strange... For the next update, there is now a Stone Carved Stove sold in Outback Imports!
Cool! It would be hard, I think, to make an entire stove out of stone! But anyway... Here is the new Adventure from the outside.
And here is one of the prizes earned from it. (The Beehive)
That's it for today, Jammers! Happy Jamming!


Wednesday, August 21, 2013


*UPDATE JUNE 2015* Wow, this is old.. XD I laugh when I'm reading this especially because some of my best friends swear all the time and are constantly talking about, let's just say not G-rated things. I had literally just turned 11 when I wrote this, just to give you an idea of my maturity level back then. I think this was the first and only actually serious post on this blog! Wow! Anyway, I just wanted to say that my viewpoint has changed and I don't necessarily agree with myself back then. But go ahead and read it. (I was so annoying back then, yikes)

*UPDATE MARCH 2016* Nope! Nope! I am deleting the majority of this post! "Private parts"?! Good lord, I was so annoying and stupid back then. This is way too embarrassing. Yikes a rama.

*UPDATE JULY 2016* Why does this have almost 400 views?! Ahh, stop viewing this post! Soon it will be on the most popular posts section!

*UPDATE FEBRUARY 2017* This now has almost 600 views. Jeez, people just really like this post apparently. Hope you enjoyed my follow-up to this back in July.

Click here to enter a prize-winning contest! *LAST DAY*
Hi Jammers. I was just looking on a bunch of AJ blogs, including Jamaa's Written Truth and The Animal Jam Diamond. And I saw some very depressing and innapropriate things on there, which I'm not going to show you, you're just going to have to find them on your own. And I'm going to say this:
I really want Animal Jam to be a safe place! And just leave all your swear words to yourself. That's all I want to say today.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Lion Hat RETURNS!!!

Click here to enter a prize-winning contest!
Hey Jammers! The returning item is the Lion Hat, sold in Jam Mart Clothes.
Cute! But it's in a different original color than when it left. Anyway, for today's update, I found two strange glitches with making new animals! The first is... SEA TURTLES ARE NONMEMBER!!! WHY CAN'T AJHQ LEARN THAT??
And plus, that was on my nonmember account and that account has never been member! (The screen only looks like that picture if you have been member before.) The second glitch is where I tried to scroll up while making a new animal, and it went all wonky!
It stopped in the middle... Anyway, that's all I have time for; happy Jamming everyone!


Pet Rules

Oh hey, you've made it to the bottom of the page. Well, now that you're here, it's now your responsibility to make sure the pets get fed. So:
1. Feed Pete 2 or 3 fish. DON'T FEED HIM MORE THAN THAT!! He'll fall over!
2. Over on the Fun Stuff page, feed the fishes about 15 pieces of food (5 clicks) Don't let the red one eat all the food! She's very greedy.
3. And finally, feed Rosie who is also on the Fun Stuff page. She needs about 2 apples and 1 piece of broccoli every day. She loves being brushed, so you should pet her with the brush too!

That's all! Now go feed them. THEY'RE HUNGRY. Oh, and by the way did I mention they need these daily?