Monday, September 29, 2014

Rare Cone Collar

Hei häirintälaitteet! (That's Finnish!) As cool as that would be, I did not just memorize that, I used Google Translate. (Because try memorizing "häirintälaitteet". Yeah. You can't do it.) Our harvinaisuus today is very unusual! It's found in the....
....Medical Center!!! Yes, that's right, the first-ever rare to appear in the shops in Kimbara Outback! By this purple-and-black beauty before it's Tuesday and gone! Anyway. Hey, here's a quick Finnish question. I bet you can't guess what this is in English: sardiini. I'll give you 3 seconds!

 Yes, there are sardines in AJ. On my head!!!
Ouch. Please kindly get off my head, Mr. Insanely Large Giant Fish, so that I may run screaming to my nearest shoe store. And order a cheeseburger. ANYway, once that sardine decides to flop off of my skull, I can show you some items that are leaving.

 Wow! A whole page! And an item! The summer is gone and so are the summer items! Well, not all of them. So make sure you buy some farmy items to fit your den! Ooh, that's a cool word! Farmy. Far-my. I'm gonna say that more often! Well, time to go! The sardine feel of my head, but now it's angry! Hyvasti to you all!!!

Sunday, September 28, 2014

200th Post and Autumn Leaves

Hey jammers!!! So sorry I didn't post for the last 3 days, I hope this will make up for it. Anyway, today is AJP's 200th post!!!!!! I'm really happy!! :D It is kind of embarrassing that AJP's been around for a year and a half, and this is only it's 200th post. Some blogs I know have 250-300 posts a year! I have about 160. *shrinks into corner* I just realized I can put cool symbols in here! Here's some of them: ¿¢™©®&£ You can copy and paste them too. Okay, I'll stop being strange. Here's the new item:
Nice!! They updated the regular Leaves and added a rake! So now you could play a joke on people! "Hey, come jump in this leaf pile! >:D" Next, isn't spell check weird? I tried to type in "leaf pile" and it changed my words to "TechCrunch!" It also changed "people" to "purple". "Hey, purple, get over here!" "Those purple are nice." "Mommy, some purple jumped in your TechCrunch! you just raked up!" People would think you're really messed up if you started talking like spell check. Anyway, have you noticed the decorations in AJ?! Aren't they awesome?! And creepy?! Have you been in the phantom vortex yet?!
Isn't it creepy O.o This is the game. It's where you have to keep the phantoms away from your candy with your torch. You're also supposed to kill them by shriveling them up in a blue light thingy. It's very violent for Animal Jam. XP
Here's a snapshot of this year's prize (you get it when you beat level 5 of the phantom game.) 
A Phantom Scarecrow!! Ooo, scary! It doesn't seem to be scaring the crows, though. There's one right on the phantom's arm. And-woah, is that a phantom vortex under it?! I think so. Whatever farmer that made this isn't very bright. Well, that's it for today. If you noticed, for 200 posts I added a new "Ask Neros" page. YAY! Now you can ask me questions stuffs! Well, Nathan Lane and honestly ho! No, spell check. GOODBYE!
P.S. Do you like the creepy jack-o-potato in a stormy field?!

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Stone Sink and a new contest!

Hey dirty rats! Just kidding, you're all awesome. But if your hands are dirty, then wash them off with the Stone Sink in Kimbara Outback!
NICE! We haven't gotten an item in Austrailian land for a while! So be sure to rinse your hands off and get DOWN with this new one-of-a-kind, made-completely-of-all-natural-rock-flavored-rocks, sink! Yeah! Okay, here is an AJP shoutout to my friend Loudnose. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Enjoy being 12!! Yaaaay! Okay, now the shoutout's over. I have an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT! There will be a new contest in exactly a week now! So keep your eyes peeled for it! You know what else starts in a week? THE NIGHT OF THE PHANTOMS, OF COURSE!!!!
I love looking at that picture each year. There's so much to take in! I LOVE THE NIGHT OF THE PHANTOMS!!!!!!! It's a time Jamaa will dim, and the phantoms will come out and wreak havoc. It's a time where Jammers can dress up in creepy costumes and have fun with their buddies. It's a spooky time, a scary time, a fun time. It's a time where everybody gets free candy. It's Halloween.

Dun dun dun!!!
Woah, did I just write that? Cool beans! Anyway, we will be celebrating Halloween in a very special way of AJP.... *mysterious music plays in the background* I'm working on the Halloween potato background, so it should be up in a few days. Anyway! These summer items are leaving, to be replaced by Night of the Phantoms items!

Bye bye, sunflowers! Bye bye, bike! When you leave, Jammers can start picking out their costumes!! I'm sure there will be more items this year. They had a whole year to come up with them, right?! Right. Anyway, it's time for me to go. Have a good evening! Bwahaha! (that was my lame impression of Dracula.)

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Trapped Phantoms and Autumn Equinox

The new item is a phantom!!!!! Beware!! Haha. No, it's in a cage in the floor. Good thing it has bars! Wouldn't want to step on that! :D Okay, I'll stop being weird now. Here it is!

It is in the diamond shop, but only 1 diamond! And anyone can get that- just type in "twelve" in the slot, and you get a diamond. Well, anyway. It's anyone else excited for Halloween already?! I'm going as a Weeping Angel from Doctor Who. I'll show you a picture of my gray dress once I get it. My costume is super creepy!! What are you going as? Tell me in the comments! Anyway, we have that autumnal code, spooky, again!
Yep, type "spooky" in for 500 nice plump fall gems. Hey, wouldn't that be cool if the gems changed color depending on the season? That would be so pretty! Like in fall, the gems would be red, orange, and yellow; in spring they would be pink and green; and winter white and blue! It would really get people in the spirit of fall! Or whatever season it was. Anyway, time for BLOG NEWS! Everybody's favorite! Yaaaaaay! (I'm just dripping with internet sarcasm.) Here is the news:

I have updated my posting schedule, since my weekends are so busy, to five times a week, Monday-Friday.

You probably don't care about that in the least bit, but just for your annoyance I have placed it at the top of the blog, too. Moving on, did you know that yesterday was the first day of fall? Where I live, it's not really getting cold, which is annoying. I hope it changes. Autumn is my favorite season. (That's how you say "fall" is scientist language.) Well, that's about it for today! I don't really have anything else to post about. So I'm signing out! Bye!

Monday, September 22, 2014


Hey guys!! So it's been a really long time since I've done a RIM (Rare Item Monday) post. So I'm going to do one now!!! The rare item is the Rare Beard.
It's purple!!!! Whoever heard of a purple beard?!?! And it's in a ponytail holder! It looks more like a severed part of some poor girl's (well, boys can have long hair too) hair. Maybe a pirate came and lobbed it off with his gun. Ouch. The reason I'm bringing up pirates is because on Friday it was National Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!
Arr meharteys. Scurvy me timbers. Okay, I know it's not really Friday, but I didn't know about it then. well then, batter the hatches and trim the mitzen! It's time for "arr" update! (ha ha ha I'm so funny.)
OH DEAR! That reindeer is not your size!! Don't try to ride it! And you do realize you're right near the water, right? Rudolph right there is like "Oh no. Not again." and the fox behind Foxy is like "Do it! Do it!" The little puppy is like "*pant* Did someone say food? Did they?! Did they?! Oh, guess not. *pant* *pant*" Hmm. This is not gonna turn out well. Anyway, it is time for me to go, so enjoy the rest of your Monday! Arr!
P.S. I updated the MMGs page with more pictures. I'm trying to update each page this month, if you want to check them out...

Friday, September 19, 2014

My Theory about the TBA Adventure

*UPDATE* I'm so sorry I didn't credit you, Ronen! I was super tired when I wrote this, so it kinda just went out of my brain to do that. But still, that's no excuse. Thank you ever so much for sending in these pictures, (not to my blog. I copied them off of the Animal Jam Spirit) RonenTheGamer!

Okay, this is my understanding of the new adventure.

AJHQ made a new adventure and mistakenly released it before finishing it! It's like when earlier, in August, someone on the BBC left 5 Doctor Who scripts lying around on the internet. Anyway, I think AJHQ copied and pasted from the Forgotten Desert and put it in a new game, but they made you your pet from the Pet's Only party. They typed some stuff for Liza to say because they haven't thought of it yet, but they'll add it later.

The reason there's a "???" is because they aren't sure which Alpha to put there yet. But then also AJ's thinking about a Halloween adventure...

...And another Forgotten Desert idea!
They also have some sort of tree that I'm sure will play into the whole idea.
And a phantom door.

So in conclusion, I think it's a pet adventure that's geared towards the upcoming Night of the Phantoms celebration. Sort of spooky, you know? And it will also have the concepts of the Forgotten Desert, not finding gem shards but having teamwork and unlocking things.

AJ Birthday party and Ruby Red

HELLO JAMMASIANS! Go do stuff before the time runs out. 15 minutes.

You're probably thinking "Huh? What the heck are you talking about, Neros?   O.o" That can be explained!!!!!.....later. Right now we're going to take a field a giant cake!!!!
Why am I wearing a cupcake on my head? Because AJ told me to.
Anyway, I visited the cool shop!
And a random koala!
It has some pretty nice statues of the Alphas. But sometimes, I think they're just running out of names.
Hey! Like Biff and Sully from Sesame Street! (Do not make fun of me for knowing that, my little sister has Sesame Street books that have those 2 characters.) Anyway, here are all the cool new Alpha statues for this year.

That is a very emo eagle. That should be the new hit pop song- MOHAWK EAGLE! YEAH!!!!! DANANANANANA *epic guitar solo* YEAH!!!
Hey look, another random koala!

Hey, do you guys think this picture is weird?
Um, first of all, I'm standing on the SIDE of the cake! And second, I'm an eagle! I'm flying above the cake! So what's up with that little tan puff of cake that follows me around?!?! Okay, that wraps up my bit about the 4th Birthday party. Now onto a PRECIOUS GEM :3
It's so entraaaancing! And it has magical floating sparkles around it. I would want that. THAT WOULD BE AMAZINGLY EPICLY AMAZING!!!!!!! But now it's time to go. I'll tell you guys about a really weird Halloween-y TBA adventure tomorrow!!!!

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Lolz and A New Game

Hey Jammerlicious Jammified Jammers! Sorry for the late post. I just got home from school. Anyway, when I got home I found out some exciting news- PANDAS ARE COMING HOME!!!!
Yay!!!!! I love pandas, they are adorable ^.^  Also, this means we get to watch a silly animated video of the new animal! Another thing in the Jamaa Journal that's coming back is the equally adorable Monkey pet!!
They were originally sold in February 2013 and then removed in October. But now they're back! :) Also, there's a jammin' new game (okay, I'll stop) called Spot On. It's where you have to guess the animal (or bug) in the least time to earn gems! It's really fun and original. Lots of the games AJHQ makes are spin-offs of popular games (Hedge Hog= Pac-Man, Swoopy Eagle=Flappy Bird, Sky High=Doodle Jump, etc.) but this time it's not!!! It can be found in Kimbara Outback.

Screenshot of the game
Also, there's a cool new video about saving otters! That's nice :)
It also talks about Night of the Phantoms. Ooh, one of my favorite times of year. I love fall and spring but mostly fall, because it gets chilly and there's pretty leaves and Halloween and everything. But THIS year on AJP it will be extra-special! Not only will I create a new (creepier) Halloween potato image, but I'm going to have a spooky contest! I won'ty give away any details yet, but here's a clue: EDOTM. MWAHAHAHAHANYWAY! Onto the "Lolz" part of the title of this post.
Looks like AJ has decided to go with the modern-day slang and put it on their Bubble Chat. They did pretty well without sounding too dorky or weird. Though I don't really see anybody who uses "JK".... XD Anyway. That's it for today. BYE!!! And remember to!!!

Pet Rules

Oh hey, you've made it to the bottom of the page. Well, now that you're here, it's now your responsibility to make sure the pets get fed. So:
1. Feed Pete 2 or 3 fish. DON'T FEED HIM MORE THAN THAT!! He'll fall over!
2. Over on the Fun Stuff page, feed the fishes about 15 pieces of food (5 clicks) Don't let the red one eat all the food! She's very greedy.
3. And finally, feed Rosie who is also on the Fun Stuff page. She needs about 2 apples and 1 piece of broccoli every day. She loves being brushed, so you should pet her with the brush too!

That's all! Now go feed them. THEY'RE HUNGRY. Oh, and by the way did I mention they need these daily?