Friday, October 31, 2014

Hapy Halloween from AJP!

Hey guys!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
I hope you have a great Halloween!! :) Today I don't have school since my teachers are grading and putting in final grades. Yay for me! XD Well, I would like to thank everybody for buddying me! You are very nice, all my buddies! :) But unfortunately my buddy list is full now. So here's how it's going to work: if you haven't been on for more than 30 days, chances are I will unbuddy you. You can always re-friend me though! Okay, enough about me. Let's see what the Halloween item is on AJ.
OOO! A Mystical Potion Set!!! Just like Brady Barr! And a Spooky Radio that looks more like a mix between a purple rotting tree and a scientific instrument! And the yearly Take One candy basket. Now for the costumes!
I don't know what's new so I just screenshotted the whole thing. Eh, the yearly creepy costumes. But hey, what's that pumpkin down there? Oh, a trick-or-treat basket! That's clever! And new! Yay! There is also some new ones on the next page....
OH DEAR!!! What is that, a Tyrannosaurus with pink eye?! Oh, a zombie mask. That makes total sense. I can see why it's on sale! Well, I was surfing around on the web and found this on Chicken Smoothie:
Is this a real ad for Animal Jam? I'll give you 3 seconds. 1...2...3...NO. Absolutely not! First, that text. When has AJ EVER used that font?! Second, would they show a picture of some lion plushies in a den, or would they show the AJ animals in a picture DRAWN BY AJHQ. NEVER click on one of these. There are some very bad trick-or-treaters out there, except you're getting tricked and they're getting a treat! (Namely, your passwords and personal information.)
I feel like I'm talking to a five-year-old. Well, I did some more boopity boop bop research on the interweb and found out something funny and cute!


Now I feel like Rhett from Rhett and Link. Eh, whatever. Just today, the little bell for the notifications on Google+ has changed into an adorable pumpkin! It usually looks like this:
I'm told it also changes for the winter holidays! :D Okay, I've typed enough. HAVE A HAPPY HALOWEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

5 1/2 things I noticed about Bitter Sweets

Hey jammers! Ready for a list about Jamaa's newest Adventure, the updated TBA? Okay, number 1. I'm sure you've seen the Phantom graveyard in the adventure. Well, does anyone else find it a little concerning that there are Mira tombstones everywhere?!
They want to kill her!! Oh noes! Killed by her own tears. Well, not yet! Not saying that she will be. Just- I should stop talking. Okay, onto number 2. Does this picture look a little...FAMILIAR?!
I like how AJ did that, they blocked off everything to make the shape of a phantom when you were done with the adventure. Also I like how they did the mist in the middle to make the phantom's eye! That's really clever! Okay, onto #3.
Did anyone else notice how there was, not one, but THREE different animal pet-activated prizes! Well, at least that I can see. I counted a dog, tarantula, and joey one.
Onto #4. This is a small one, since it doesn't really count. So kinda 3 1/2. Onto 3 1/2!
There's only one life (which you never lose) and the meter doesn't fill up! That's strange, because you get Courage for killing the phantom-bots or whatever they're called. Maybe it's a glitch and they meant to fix it but never got around to it. Okay, let's talk about No. 4... the creepy mysterious eyes!!!!
Usually, as you know, when we begin an adventure there is a shaman there to tell us what to do. But not this time! (oh gosh, I just accidentally quoted my favorite song! <3) This time there's strange green eyes hidden in a tree. Or a bush. I couldn't remember. I wonder who it is... Hey! You know what would be cool? If that was Sir Gilbert. He's one of the two last shamans (the original six Alphas) that hasn't appeared in an Adventure. Peck is the other one, but that doesn't look like her eyes. Well, we've come to the last one...
BLAARRGH IT'S A FIVE HAEDED PHANTOM!!! No, that's not actually #5. This is:

IT SAVES YOUR PROGRESS!! IT FREAKING SAVES YOUR PROGRESS!!!! That is awesome!!! So you don't have to keep trying and trying to get 1,000 pieces of candy in 12 minutes. (Which is pretty much impossible. I got 501.) Hint hint, Forgotten Desert. Okay! Now for regular stuff! :D

There is a crapload of new items that the phantoms have taken over!
That's what you get for going on vacation, I guess. The items just pile up! (Not a posting vacation. I actually went somewhere outside of where I normally live.) The Spooky Sewer Cover (that purple thing with the smoke coming out of it) actually opens!
BLARGH IT'S PHANTOMS IN THE SEWERS!!!! Good luck down there, phantoms. Better you than me! Well, sadly, we have come to the end of our post. Goodbye and have a great day!
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Monday, October 13, 2014

NO! Not this! The end has come!

Hello Jammers! Sorry I was gone for 4 days. I didn't really feel like posting. But I guess I should have! Because THE PHANTOMS HAVE TAKEN OVER JAMAA!!!!!!!
Well, the Jamaa Journal. Huh! The phantoms use the exact same font as AJHQ! Weird! Maybe they stole those words. Those rascal phantoms. Always stealing something. They also stole my post about AJ Night O' the Phantoms costumes. But everything they touch is all covered with phantom slime. Ewww! My beautiful post!  Well, anyway. As I read through this issue, I learned 2 things.
1. Phantoms....aren't exactly the best at spelling.
2. They don't like cheetahs very much.
3. Taylor is bored, so he made another Sketch Jam video. So soon?! Don't they come out, like once every 2 months?
Also, if the Jamaa Phantom Journal is announcing that Jammers have taken back millions of candy from the Phantoms, why did they say "The candy is ours!" Um, not really! Sorry to burst your bubble Phantoms, but AJHQ just said the EXACT opposite of what you said. Well, here's the last page I haven't talked about:
YAAAAAAY THERE'S AN AJ MUSIC ALBUM AND IT'S OUT ON DIGITAL MEDIA YAAAAAAAAAAAAY I was frustrated about a year ago when they didn't have any Animal Jam music on this music website (Grooveshark). Now they do! Yay! Okay, onto the RIM.
OMZ IT'S SOME PURPLE WINGS *flies into a hole and explodes* :D I don't like that price though. >:P I think the wings should be maybe 600 gems? 650? But not 975. Eh.
If you put the wings on and put on these two items, you look like a fanged winged snail with a gland problem! YAAAY! Well, you can be a fanged winged snail alone. Because I'm leaving! Bye! :D
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Wednesday, October 8, 2014

No new Item? Whaaaat?! |:O

Hi Jammers! There seems to be no new item today! But I have some news. The lovely Spooky Party IS coming back!!!! Tomorrow! Yay! I suppose the Haunted Forest Party will come out later in the month. Also, tomorrow pet bats will return and you can buy them at the Spooky Party! Hooray for bats! Also, be sure to check out my latest contest here if you haven't already. Well, sorry for the picture-less and short post. I hope there will be a new item tomorrow, but that's it for today!
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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Halloween Costumes

Hey gals! And guys! I have a burning question for you.

It's literally burning! Ha ha ha. But seriously! Answer in the comments below what you're going to be. There are lots of options. You could be a ghost:
Well, technically an animal with a pet ghost, but whatever. Maybe AJ will create an animal ghost costume. Who knows? But if you are the underwater type of person, maybe you'd like these three that I have forgotten to post on!
The Loch Ness Monster is from today, if you would like to know. Also, if you want to be Frankenstein, here you go!
And there's a whole page of land stuff! It's okay if you haven't decided your costume yet. Me? I'm either going as a wizard or Fluttershy. Still making up my mind. Probably Fluttershy because I was a wizard last year... (mainly because I had bought a wizard hat. Yeah, I know, usually only boys are wizards, but whatever.) Onto other matters!
AJHQ has changed the trading style! It's similar to the new buddy request system, where you can see the person trying to buddy you. Or in this case, trade you. I like it better than the old style because you can see who's trading you and what exactly they're trading and it has a better layout. It's nice! :) Oh, one last thing before we go! If you haven't looked at the new contest yet, you can do that by clicking right here. But I am afraid that is all the time we have! Bye for now!
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Monday, October 6, 2014

Pumpkins and Ghosts and Skeletons! AHHHH! I mean, oh my!

Nǐ hǎo Jammers! (If you noticed, I've been using hi in different languages this week! Which one's your favorite?) Let's start with all the items I missed. First, there's some GHOSTS invading Jam-Mart Furniture!
RUN!! Don't let the ghosts get you!!!!! Oh-wait. They're not moving. NEVER MIND!!! But wait- THERE'S A HAUNTED HOUSE!!!!!! RUN!!!!!
Oh wait. It's tinier than a koala because it's for pets. WHOOPS! Well, let's look at another item in Epic Wonders.
And it's on sale, too! Nice!Now for- OH NO!!! SPIDERS AND SKULLS!!!! AHH!!
Oh, they're just balloons. Whoops. Heh heh. Well, let's move onto today's surprising RIM!
OOO! A den item rare! And OOO! A new rare, not just a discolored regular item! And the price is- BAAH! My goodness, that is overpriced! But it is a pretty nice item. I bought it for my den! Well- YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! OH DEAR!
IT'S A MONSTER!! A PUMPKIN!! A MONSTER PUMPKIN!!!!! Holy carp, that is weird!! That must have taken a really long time. Well, gotta go, guys! Ciao!
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Saturday, October 4, 2014

World Animal Day and Contest!! (a bit late....)

Hola Jammers! You know what today is, right?!
It's WORLD ANIMAL DAY!!!!!!!! Featuring Incredible Canyonflower!!!!!!!!
See that koala on the poster? That's Incredible! Incredible is very happy about this. She's so happy she's going to sit in your popcorn.
Oh no Incredible, not again! (See last year's post.) Anywho, I am very proud to announce....
HOORAY!!!!! A CONTEST!!! But wait- what is the contest? Well, my dear people who go by the name of Fred (or maybe not), it is all explained... later. Mwahaha! Anyway, on the topic of Night o' the Phantoms, we have some spooky ITEMS!
Each one is from a different day in October. Today, yesterday, and 2 days ago. Hey, maybe it will be like the Jamaalidays, with a festive item every day of the month! That would be cool, but Jam-Mart-Clothing would get a bit crowded with 31 new items! :)We also have the returning Giant Inflatable Phantom!
Well, that's what everyone wants, right? A giant inflatable phantom to play on. Lovely. (INTERNET SARCASMMMMMMM) Okay, onto the next segment.
The Potato now has 13 members!!! A round of applause for Ca1412 AJ and molly s!!! (That's the tradition whenever AJP gets a new member!) Thank you, Ca1412 for joining! :) Okay, now!! It's what you've all have been waiting for!! Dun da dun!! The unveiling of the contest!!

..Aaaand you'll learn all about it by clicking here! :D Hee hee. It's a den contest to see who has the spookiest den!! More on that in the post. But for now I've gotta go. Adios, amigos!
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Thursday, October 2, 2014

Balloons and Pets and Pandas and a bunch of other Halloween goodies!

Bonjour Jammers! Today pandas have come back!!!! Yaaay! Another thing that had come back is pet tarantulas!
But, just as we get an animal back....
...another one leaves. Arrrgh! Frustrating! The weird thing is these are both my favorite animals. I love cheetahs and pandas!!!! Especially the baby ones. Both of them are adorable!!! Anyway, as you've hopefully noticed, it's now October. And you know what that means!
I already told you guys about the phantom portals. Haha, ahead of the crowd! But I haven't reported on the Haunted Forest party. Ooo, spooky trees! That's some good graphics, AJHQ! Hey, had anyone noticed that the Spooky Party has become almost nonexistent? It's true! It started in 2011, and AJHQ was wild about it, talking all about it in the Jamaa Journal. Same for 2012. But then in 2013, they added the Haunted Forest Party and THAT was what got put on the Jamaa Journal. I wonder if they'll still have the Spooky Party this year... Well! This article of the JJ caught my eye.
A new shop!! Hooray! We haven't had a new shop since Outback Imports last summer! And it's underwater, which is big! We haven't had a new underwater shop for....um, a long time! Check out those water alpha statutes! Hmm, the seal doesn't seem to have a mouth. Or a nose. Wait, is that even a seal? It has some weird tusk-thingy. Maybe it's a walrus. Do walruses have noses? I'm pretty sure they have mouths. Huh. Maybe the artist who drew that needs to take lessons from this guy:
YAY! A SKETCH JAM! We havEn't (capital e for no reason at all) had one of those in a lot of months! And this is like, the third one. They need to update that more often! Oh, but you know what's the worst about updating? Brady Barr's Adventures. You know, the giant python one? They haven't made any more! And I'm really bummed :( Anyway, for a closure of this post, I bring you....the long anticipated pet adventure!!!
OMZ! So I was right! It is a pet-themed Halloween adventure!! HAW HAW HAW I WAS RIGHT *maniacal laugh* Okay, I'm not really evil. YES I AM HAW HAW HAW No I'm not. Only these balloons.

Woah! I don't know what was going on with the layout there. Maybe it was the balloons. They're evil, as I told you before. Well, actually, they're Spooky. Spooky Balloons. They're also the first Halloween item of 2014! Yeah! Go balloons! OH! And before I go,I want to sow you this!
So Bitter Sweets is the first adventure to have advertising and a portal elsewhere in the game. Nice! I like the way you think, pets! I wonder if that portal will still be there when the next adventure comes out. Somethin' to think about! Well, it looks like I have nothing else to report on. So I'm going to say...au revoir! :)
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Pet Rules

Oh hey, you've made it to the bottom of the page. Well, now that you're here, it's now your responsibility to make sure the pets get fed. So:
1. Feed Pete 2 or 3 fish. DON'T FEED HIM MORE THAN THAT!! He'll fall over!
2. Over on the Fun Stuff page, feed the fishes about 15 pieces of food (5 clicks) Don't let the red one eat all the food! She's very greedy.
3. And finally, feed Rosie who is also on the Fun Stuff page. She needs about 2 apples and 1 piece of broccoli every day. She loves being brushed, so you should pet her with the brush too!

That's all! Now go feed them. THEY'RE HUNGRY. Oh, and by the way did I mention they need these daily?