Sunday, November 30, 2014

The Gifts Start Tomorrow...again!

HEY JAMMAWONIFULOUZE! That is quite possibly the coolest name I've ever given you! I'm posting today partly because I'm bored and partly because THE GIFTS START TOMORROW and it's sort of a holiday tradition. *pant pant* Click here to see last year's! WOOHOO!!! GIFTS!! OF 2014!! HOO HOO! Yep, real mature Neros. Screaming HOO HOO on the internet.
Are you excited? I sure am, because I just went HOO HOO! HOO HOO!! The JJ says that there will be all new gifts, so we have a lot to look forward to! I wonder if on December 25, Christmas day AJHQ will give out a diamond or 2 to everyone. That would be AWESOME! It's like an advent calendar, you get all these presents throughout December. YEAH!! I feel like SNOWBOARDIN'!
HOO HOO!! Yeah, I gotta stop saying that. A perfect pink helmet for doing some snowboarding through the snow! YEAH!
Well! That doesn't look awkward at all! By the way, the Jam-a-Gram glitch has struck again.
 YAY! SPRING IS HERE! Wait. It's November.
No it's not! It's May!
YAAAY! MMGs HAVE COME BACK! I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT IT'S NOT MAY! And that it didn't include a gift! I don't know what's causing this. Apparently this has happened to other Jammers too. Weeeeird O.o This is what I dreamt of last night!
...Oh! Well, that's it. Bye! See you in DEECEMBERRRRRR

Saturday, November 29, 2014

The AJP Email List!


Hey guys! So I feel I wasn't clear on the AJP Email List thing, (since only 3 of you joined :) ) which is pretty much a monthly newsletter I put out. Featuring
  • JOKES! 
  • POEMS!
All you have to do is write your email address. If you're not comfortable with commenting your email, you can just email me directly at (Just say "I want to join the club!" or something.) It's really cool! I'm going to send out the first issue on Monday, so you won't miss anything. And if you don't like it, you can always unsubscribe. I really hope you join this cool new newsletter!

Also, once 2 or 3 issues have been out, as long as you've joined the club you can add stuff to an issue! Yay!

Friday, November 28, 2014


Hey Jammers! I hope you had a great Thanksgiving! I sure did. There was lots of food! And sparkling cranberry juice! Yum! :D Well, today's new item is the lovely Topcoat!
It's for your top. In case you haven't noticed. It's also purple, my second favorite color! Yaaaay! 8D If I was member, I would buy it. Okay, now for our update!
Ah, 'tis a glitch! Of course. Well, if you'll notice at the bottom of the screen I do not have "Edit Den" selected, yet the Welcome Mat is selected. Silly welcome mat! I don't want to edit you! Well, you know what time it is. (hey, didn't we just do one of these?)

1. XP  Dead face
2. T.T  Suspicious/"Really?"
3. I.I  "oh" face with line eyes
4. /\._./\  "How should I know?"/Shrugging
5. *o*  Embarrassed/"oh no"/"Ahhh!"

And that wraps up another Emoticon Friday. Here's a bonus update!
Sigh... The Earth Day posters. Always want to be first. Even if the proportions make absolutely no sense at all. It's almost like an optical illusion, like you think the elephant chair is in front of the poster, and then... BAM! XD Okay, bye everyone. Have a nice weekend!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

The weird glitch that is haunting me!

Hey Jammalicious Jammabrains! Woah, that didn't work. Oo-kay, we are moving on from that. Are you enjoying your Thanksgiving break? If you live in the US and your school does that? I know they closed schools in Atlanta, Georgia (nope I don't live there) because they aren't doing CNN Student News today through Friday. CNN is cool. Okay, about the glitch thingy. Well, I logged on today and looked at my mail:
Oh goody, I got 5 messages since yesterday! Wait- what? I usually get 5 messages a week! And they're mostly buddy requests. (Thanks guys!) So what's this?
Oh, right! That makes sense! An ad for their new boo- wait a second. I got that in August.
Oh, okay... this kinda looks familiar but it's not enough to worry about.

Now THIS is concerning! Though they don't state the year, I remember getting this in December last AJ said in the Jamaa Journal you could get a pet polar bear if you got a gift card before the end of the year...and the Ice Armor is already in the Diamond Shop.

Okay, this is weird. "New"? It came out a year and a half ago and that's when they sent it to me originally!

This one is just laughable. Who's gonna tell AJ that it's not July?

And the weirdest thing is once I've gone through them, the "5 new messages" thing is still there!
I even tried logging out and back in, and it's still there! IT'S HAUNTING MEEEEEWell, on a happier note, here's the new items for the past 2 weeks!

Why are there so many salon items? Didn't we vote that out in like June? Huh. My personal favorite is in the second picture, the Wooden Coat Rack. Well, I guess that's all animals can get! A tree with a cape on it. Okay, so you know Thanksgiving is tomorrow right? AJ has been ever so nice in honor of that and gave us a new yearly Jam-a-Gram!! 
I hope Select a buddy! likes their snowflake. Ooo, speaking of snowflakes, it's snowing today!! Yay!! ^_^
"Ooo, look at all the pretty sno- this window is like 3 years old stop showing it to the viewers every year."
I think I'm going to go outside and play in it and make snow angels!!! Yes, my five-year-old self still likes to do that instead of sitting inside and wasting my life by blogging writing nice, productive things! Yeah! That's totally what I do! I think I'm gonna go now. Bye! :)

Tuesday, November 25, 2014


Hey Jammars! Today is November! The 25th! And in a month it's you know! Christmas! I celebrate Christmas. Do you? Well, the weather sure seems to think it's Christmas (No, I don't live in Buffalo) because it was SNOWING on NOVEMBER 10TH which is NOT supposed to be happening. And now all the snow has melted (when it was supposed to be snowing) and it looks really sad and disgusting. HOW CAN YOU GO FROM DECEMBER TO APRIL IN A WEEK?!? Sigh. Northern rants. Okay, we have a not-so pretty sight on the very first page of the ol' JJ.
...Oh. Oh my. I don't think I will ever get that image out of my head. Why is it so big? And gelatinous? Ew, I'm gonna stop describing it. It's actually kinda cute!
AND it can go in water and land! I am DYING to see what it looks like swimming, but I can't get it. Oh, you don't have enough diamonds, you say. Nope, I actually have 32. Well then what?
Yeah. It happened again. Thanks to good ol' AJ (and/or my parents) I am a nonmember! Yaay! Not. Ugh, this is so ANNOYING! grrr. I am sorry nonmembers that you have to put up with this. You can't really do ANYTHING! You can't buy stuff from the Diamond Shop, you can't buy most of the stuff from the stores... anyway, my parents are probably going to fix this. (I pay $6.00 a month to keep up my membership in case you're wondering, my parents don't pay for it.) Okay, I'm sorry that I'm ranting about being nonmember when here are actual nonmembers out there. #firstworldproblems Well, you know what time it is!

On this week's Emoticon Friday, I missed Friday so I'm doing it on a Tuesday.
1. ;_;  Crying and pondering the meaning of life.
2. ._.  "Huh." Bland face.
4. >:3D  Evil mustache guy
5. o/\o  I HAVE NO IDEA. The bottom line is part of it.

All right. The gifts are starting in 5 days!! And it's the Feast of Thanks season. Remember to be thankful for everything, and give a little something this holiday season. Even if it's to yourself.

Well, that's about it. Bye guys!

Friday, November 7, 2014


Hi guys! Sorry for the weird post. And posting schedule. I have been off 2 issues of the Jamaa Journal! Goodness! This was AJHQ's silly joke all the way back 2 weeks ago:
XD Ha ha, AJHQ. The classic polar bear in a snowstorm. Well, they've done a follow-up for that this week, with the usual hilarious animated video featuring Jamaa's newest animal:
I love those videos. And POLAR BEARS ARE HERE!!! HOORAY!! Just in time for the Jamaalidays. Awwww!!!! Cute wittle wion pets have arrived! RAR! They're adorable. It almost makes me forget they're in the Diamond Shop. Well, there's shome more new shtuff!
Ooo! A Sky Kingdom! Nice! I haven't bought it yet, but I've heard it's supposed to be INCREDIBLE. And it's not in the Diamond Shop! Yayz :3 Speaking of :3's, you know what time it is!

No, it's not time to spin the wheel of mythicality, it's EMOTICON FRIDAY!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! That's this new thing I'm launching smack in the middle of a post. Here's 5 cool/random emoticons!

1. Mustache 1: :3D
2. Mustache 2: :|D
3. Fancy Mustache: :{D
4. Frosty the Snowman!: C|:∆D
5. *sniffle*: º~º

Okay, that's done. Here's EVEN MORE new stuff!!
Oh! A new adventure....? Didn't we just have one? BUT WHO CARES! Yay hooray, a new adventure! I tried it, it's really fun. And it's nonmember! YAAY!! There's also some neat hair salon items in the store:
And the Ice Armor is on sale! I remember back in the good old days when the Ice Armor first came out! I think it was the summer of '41... or was it this January? I can never remember. I also can't remember when AJ EVER released Feast of Thanks den items... but there they are!

Look at those lovely items! And seriously, AJHQ hasn't really celebrated the Feast of Thanks. It was just announced in the Jamaa Journal and they released 2 hats. But now they have some cute items to decorate your dens with! And I think that's what we'll end with. Bye!

Saturday, November 1, 2014


Happy November, everyone!! I hope you had a great Halloween! The above picture is the album art for my new album coming out. I have a band with my friends called the Eggies. One of the songs on the album is called Don't Blink. Tis about Weeping Angels (from Doctor Who) and it will be released early on November 30th! That's all for today. Sorry for such a boring post.

Pet Rules

Oh hey, you've made it to the bottom of the page. Well, now that you're here, it's now your responsibility to make sure the pets get fed. So:
1. Feed Pete 2 or 3 fish. DON'T FEED HIM MORE THAN THAT!! He'll fall over!
2. Over on the Fun Stuff page, feed the fishes about 15 pieces of food (5 clicks) Don't let the red one eat all the food! She's very greedy.
3. And finally, feed Rosie who is also on the Fun Stuff page. She needs about 2 apples and 1 piece of broccoli every day. She loves being brushed, so you should pet her with the brush too!

That's all! Now go feed them. THEY'RE HUNGRY. Oh, and by the way did I mention they need these daily?