Friday, June 26, 2015


Hey jammers! So, as you probably know, AJ got another HUGE update yesterday, and I wasn't there to post about it! Darn me. Actually, I was finishing a post that was supposed to be published on Wednesday. And so I had to time to write about said update. You see what I'm sayin'? Anyway, on the first page of the Jamaa Journal, guess what? I mean, it's pretty obvious by the title of this post. But yeah! Llamas are finally here!!
Yaay! Cool! I really like llamas, I think they are adorable and funny ^.^ AJ tells us to make a llama party or school, but we all know waht we're really gonna do...
Oh Carl. That series was so funny until the last few *sniff* episodes when it got really *tears come streaming down my face* SAAAAD CARL WHYY OH MY GOODNESS I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE don't watch it if you don't want to cry. like literally if you think you don't cry you will cry. Okay, onto more normal matters (this blog is never normal XD) on the next pa-WAIT. WAIT A SECOND.
nooooooo ;_; And we were so close! Ever since the Diamond Shop came to Animal Jam 2 years ago every single new animal was added to it. Aw, come on man! We want all the cool animals too! Come on! (Says the girl that has 56 diamonds XD) I never spend my diamonds and that's why I have so many of them... I think the last thing I bought was an owl and that was months ago. I wish I could give you gus diamondsss D: But anyway, as I was saying, onto the next page!
A pet contest? Say whaaat? Cool! now we get to choose the new pet! That elephant looks absolutely adorable with that hair, I'm picking them.
Woah, those peacocks are so pretty!! I love that one's rainbow feathers. Peacocks are so beautiful in real life, I love watching them walk, they're so funny! I also love seeing elephants, they are so majestic the way they graze and so cute the way they care for their babies. I also love their trunks, I really would like to have a nose that sucks up water. Imagine if someone was annoying you and you just suddenly burst a huge stream of water at them and caught them totally off guard, IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS haha I have about the maturity level of a four and a half year old. Armadillos are also pretty cool! But overall, I like elephants the best. I wonder who will win? And I wonder what Animal Jam will do with the 2 that don't. Like will they be released later or..? I don't know. But I'm sure sooner or later all 3 of those will come to AJ, just you wait. Anyway, over on the next page we have some pretty purple and pink patriotic plushies in the pumpkin zoo! (Imagine if I had said that out loud, I would have been spitting all over gross) So let's check those out!
OH YEAH!! PATRIOTISM FOR DAYS!! As you have probably guessed by now, I am not very patriotic. I am American though, which gives me like 10% more... patriotism? Neros, being patriotic and loving your country is not a video game. Remember that for once! Aanyway, I love the Freedom Party. It's so pretty with all the fireworks, and even though it's small I think AJHQ has really outdone themselves with the art and graphics of this one, I love it! It looks like a real fireworks show! There is one on in 9 minutes. Let's see if we can squeeze in a tour.
And the Summer Carnival plushies! Yes, the Freedom ones are back, with new animals!! Sugar Gliders and pigs, cool! Let's go to the plushie shop to check out the full selection.
There they all are in their cutie patootie shop after replacing all the other plushies. They're such smug little plushies, and yet still adorable :D

Yeah, there they are! Along with all the ones from other years. But good heavenly mother of Sasquatch, what is up with those prices?! A thousand tickets for something that's literally 9 pixels wide? Come on. I wonder if they'll add more as the summer progresses. That Giant Pig looks like he's having a grand old time, just sitting there with his chest puffed out.. he looks like Captain America. Or wait, doesn't he have a blue shield/chest thingy? *le googley typing sounds* Yeah, he has a blue background with a white star. Okay, then the opposite of Captain America. Anyway, let's move on to the next page.
Ooh, more stuff about llamas. Yeah, this is the learning side of Animal Jam that only appeals to 7 year olds! To be totally honest though, those exhibits in the Conservation Museum are pretty nice. There's statues of the animal and videos and pictures and facts and all kids of goody goods and this time, it's all about mountains! Where I live! Just kidding there's no wifi on the mountains and I would die... Okay, this post has been going on for far too long and I need to stop it so, the last page of the JJ is just reminding us that there's only 2 weeks left to purchase their dumb membership card. Wow, I can't believe it's already almost July. 2015 is half over and we didn't even notice! WE GOTTA DO THIS! WE GOTTA 2015 IT UP BEFORE IT'S OVER!! ONLY 6 MONTHS LEFT GUYS!! I don't know what I'm saying half the time. Speaking of, I saw another Spring Bunny the other day.
Just chillin' with those emo flowers and drowning in a top hat. This is the definition of cool. I like the idea that the flowers follow you around, but I don't like the idea of buying a membership when I already have one. Anyway, it's late and I have to go to bed, so goodnight my peoples! There are more updates but I will cover them tomorrow, so sleep well and I will murder you in your sle-waht? Noooo. You know me. I would NEVER do something like THAT. BWAHAHAHAHAI'm so weird...




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Pet Rules

Oh hey, you've made it to the bottom of the page. Well, now that you're here, it's now your responsibility to make sure the pets get fed. So:
1. Feed Pete 2 or 3 fish. DON'T FEED HIM MORE THAN THAT!! He'll fall over!
2. Over on the Fun Stuff page, feed the fishes about 15 pieces of food (5 clicks) Don't let the red one eat all the food! She's very greedy.
3. And finally, feed Rosie who is also on the Fun Stuff page. She needs about 2 apples and 1 piece of broccoli every day. She loves being brushed, so you should pet her with the brush too!

That's all! Now go feed them. THEY'RE HUNGRY. Oh, and by the way did I mention they need these daily?