Sunday, September 27, 2015

Unicycle Frogs and Memes Galore

WOOOHOO!! I'm super happy right now because the computer that I use for posting and everything else (ever since January 2013) died randomly last Sunday, and I thought I was going to have to quit AJP :( But my dad got it BACK so posting is back on! YEAH!
So that's the story of my computer! Alright, now onto Animal Jam. And I have a special announcement at the end, so stick around for that! Okay, the first new change in AJ is... it's fall in Jamaa!

Ooh, that makes me jealous and sad. Where I live, so far we are having a sucky fall. The leaves haven't changed, it's still 75° out, it's super sunny and hot...ugh. It's just terrible.I don't live in California where it's hot all the time, I live in the Northern US so it should be fall now, it's September 26th for crying out loud. I hope we get some more fall weather. But enough about me! Onto Sally the Frog's Great Adventure!
I think I should just rename this blog to Sally the Frog's Great Adventure, and from now on, it will just be strange animations of frogs riding unicycles. Would you like that? Yes? Well here's another one for ya!
Ugh, that one is pretty creepy. Unfortunately, I don't think I will convert this blog into just unicycle frogs, sorry :( I know it crcrushesushes your dreams so, but it must stay an Animal Jam blog. *mm whatcha say plays in the background* ALRIGHT! This has gotten to be a very weird and random post. Nothing new there! Well, I want to introduce you to some new Halloween things I have made! But also, I've been getting a lot of Jam-a-Grams lately, and we all know what that means!! Welcome back to...
Yeah, that's the first Halloween thing I've made!! I know it's only September 26th, but I've been waiting 5 months to use it. (Yes, I made it in April. I don't know why.) I will do another one of these Mailtime segments ON Halloween, and those Jam-a-Grams will be Halloween themed! Hopefully. But these are just regular ones. Okay I' babbling on and on like an idiot, so let's just start! FIRST JAM-A-GRAM! This person is very, very bad at explaining things. They sent me this...
Okay, anniversary of what?
Of what? What are you celebrating?!
O-kay, I'm gonna delete your messages now! I get that it's your 1 year anniversary, you told me 4 times, but for WHAT?! Of being born? Because by the way you talk, that seems like a plausible option! Or maybe it's the one year anniversary of GETTING A BRICK IN YOUR SKULL! Sorry. Dumb people make me mad sometimes. OKAY NEXT JAM-A-GRAM ON THE JAMAGRAM TRAIN CHOO CHOO!
I need to calm down. Anyway, this one is from numnum13! Aww, thank you! I like my den too. It's very cozy.
Speaking of dens, it's almost October! And that means a new den on my Epic Den of the Month page! WOOP WOOP! Check back on October 1st to see that den. Well, onto the next Jam-a-Gram!
AGGGHHHHH ATTACK OF THE BUDDY REQUESTS! I'm really sorry, but my buddy list is full! I wish I could accept all of you, but because of Animal Jam's buddy limit, I can't. I'm super sorry. But also, how the heck can you send buddy requests? I've had them off for quite a while.
How do all of you do that? BLASPHEMY! I think this next one is a glitch, but it's still nice...
It is from some crazy random letters and numbers, but I will try to type them anyway. fgghh11834? I think that's it. Anyway, question: why on earth would the Jamaalidays Jam-a-Gram show up now?? That makes no sense! If you can't even use the Halloween JamaGrams, then why can you use the Christ mas ones? Must be a glitch. But thank you so much, that's very very nice of you! It warms my heart when people say things like that to me. Too sappy? Yeah, probably, but it's true! Thank you guys so much for that!

Well, I think that was a successful Mailtime. It started off kinda weird, but in the end it was fine! Look forward to the Halloween Mailtime episode I will publish on Halloween! Oooh, sp00ky! sPEAKING OF SP00KY, I NEED TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF, DON'T i? There we go. Speaking of sp00ky, there are some great items in Jam Mart Furniture!
Yeah, Animal Jam is really rockin' the spooky theme with Spooky Balloons, a Ghost Window, and some Halloween lights! WOOP WOOP HALLOWEEN PARTY TIME IN THE HOUSE, YEAH! Sorry. I am hyper because I had a donut for dessert! It was great! WOOO! Anyway. I will finish off this post with a new segment I like to call...
Yep, that is Rainbow Dash with a trollface. Because why not. Well anyway, it's a series I've wanted to do for a long time, I wanted to start it back in March but I forgot. So here it is now, 8 months later! Here is today's Meme o' ta Day:
Well isn't that just a lol and a half! Imagine setting this up, you're just painstakingly hot-gluing trolls to a train. Wow, that would be fun! And weird! But it's all for the sake of the internet. Goodbye now, and I will see you in another meme. I mean post. But that post will also have a meme in it because it's Meme of the Day. But it won't be the same meme as this. It will be a different on-You know, I'm gonna stop talking now goodbye!
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Monday, September 21, 2015

Sorry :(

Hey guys, I have some pretty bad news. My computer unexpectedly died last night and so now I can't write posts like I used to. So AJP is pretty much on a hiatus of sorts... sorry! For now at least.
~neros1234

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Whatever Happened to River Race?

UPDATE- 4/3/2017
Uhhhh....what?!

YO YO YO JAMMERS! Happy Tuesday! Yesterday was Monday, and we all know what that means! DUBSTEP ELEPHANT PARTY MONDAY Nah, Rare Item Monday! And, as usual, I decided to hunt for it myself before consulting the other Animal Jam blogs. It wasn't in the clothing store, it wasn't in the den store... hmm. I'll check underwater!
Nope. Not there either. This is a tough one. I'm not giving up though! I will find this item! Ooh, how about Epic Wonders?
Not there either! GOSH DARN IT WHERE ARE YOU RIM?!! Maybe... Treetop Gardens? I'm getting desperate here!
It's not there, but there are these pretty flowers! I like the purple ones, they are very nice. But about the RIM, it was in the Medical Center a few weeks ago... maybe there? No. Outback Imports? Also a no. You know what, screw it, I'm just gonna check the blogs.
This post belongs to BonsaiiSpirits at AJS
It's in the Conservation Museum. Gosh darn it, I tried. That was where my Animal Jam suddenly turned French last week, so I wonder what will happen this time!
Well thanks Animal Jam I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyway! Not with that bloodred Satan hat staring at me. WHO ON EARTH WOULD BUY THIS?! Me, that's who.
I'm demon Mickey Mou-se! Nya nya nya nya nya! Ugh, that thing will fuel my nightmares. Did you know that I had a nightmare last night of a flesh-eating lizard woman who was breaking into my house? I must have a lovely brain! But anyway, you are probably wondering about the title of this post, and that is the question I want to answer. What happened to River Race?
Everyone knows River Race hasn't been by its little fishing spot in Jamaa Township for several years now. 
But it isn't gone forever.
Let me explain that last part. See, if an item or minigame was completely removed from Animal Jam, there would be no traces of it left. Take Skullies for example. They were available in 2010 for only 10 gems, and lots of people bought them. But then Animal Jam decided they looked inappropriate on pandas or something and deleted them from everybody's accounts. But that's not the case with River Race, people still have it in their dens and it's even in the new achievement system.
Since it's not in the Sol Arcade or the arcade shop, the people who bought River Race before it was removed are now rare/famous Jammers just like the ones who bought the "glitched ring" before it was removed.
There are so many videos after this too! It's crazy! But will those people lose their worth if Animal Jam decides to bring the game BACK? What would happen then? They'd probably get over it, it's not the rarest of items. And because it's in the achievements list, AJ probably is going to bring it back. In case you didn't know, it's a game where you race against your friends on cute little boats! One of the places you can play it is in Nemachu's den, all credit to her video. The game and loading screen look like this:
See, it's so cute! As I said before, you race against your friends on colored boats like it shows on the game box thingy, and there are boosts and obstacles to make it more interesting! It also has really relaxing music. For some reason you can also play alone (?) which doesn't really make any sense to me, but that's fine I guess! Here's some screenshots of the gameplay.

Try it out for yourself! And who knows? Maybe it will come back! This concludes today's episode of Sideways Science. Now for a rant! Sorry, it's a bit random and unprofessional, but I want to get this off my chest: WHY ARE HORNED LEG PADS AT THE TRADING PARTY 25 GEMS AND CUTE LITTLE PLUSHIES ARE ONLY 5?!! Look! Proof!

The Claw Machine is frickin' 25 gems a pop and look what I got!
Oh great. Some dimpy Horned Leg Pads to add to my collection. Because I only have about 7 other ones! I only have 3 left, but I've recycled a LOT. And when I say a lot, I mean if I hadn't recycled them I could start my own MUSEUM.
I am gonna have so much leg protection. Or I could spend only 5 gems and get this adorable plushie!!
He's so cute!! I'm gonna name him Richard. You can go in my den, Richard! Well, that about does it for this post! There's one last thing I want to talk about. Therrsmnwitmsbtmntgnnashwmtya. What? You didn't understand that? COME ON PEOPLE! GET SOME EARS! No, I'm joking, I said "There's some new items but I'm not going to show them to you." But THAT is a lie! Because I am indeed going to show you my favorite new items! Not all of them though, because that would take too long, there's so many. The first comes from Jam Mart Clothing, and it's actually returning. It's the Steampunk Monocle!
Remember how I was talking about how there are way too many steampunk items? There's the steampunk armor, steampunk helmet, underwater steampunk items and I forgot about this! There are too many steampunk items Animal Jam, you are obsessed. It's still a funky item though, I like it! The next and last 2 are from Epic Wonders.
I really like these, they're the Epic Train Set and Fancy Toy Robot! The train set goes around and the robot walks on its treadmill. They're really cute but expensive...
Christmas presents in style, baby! YEAH! Well, that's it for today's post, I hope you enjoyed it! Leave a comment if you did, and I will see you all next time. Have a great day!
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Sunday, September 13, 2015

300 POSTS!

Hey Jammers! AND HOLY SHEEP! THIS IS AJP'S 300TH POST! OH MY GOODNESS! I FEEL LIKE LOBSTER GIRL!
WOoHOO!!1 *pant* *pant* Goodness! I am out of breath after being Lobster Girl and screaming! So anyway. WE DID IT!! 300 whole posts, wowee dowee doo. Now you could read one for almost every day of the year? Wait, what is the 300th day of the year? TIME FOR THE GOOGLE MACHINE!
Oh, October 27th! That's my 2 year old sister Natasha's birthday. She's going to be 3 on the 300th day of the year I guess! GREAT! GRAND! EVERYTHING IS FLAMGALICIOUS! That's a great word. Anyway, this is the part where I go on and on about how much you guys mean to me and how far we've come with the blog and everything, and that all is true but I don't want to ramble on too long! 2 years ago I wrote out a post every day, but they were short and not very funny. Do you like my new style of writing a long and hopefully funny post every week? Because I just don't have time to write out a full-scale post every day, sorry 'bout that... And also, you know what's funny? We reach a new landmark every September! Because the 100th post was on September 25th, 2013 and the 200th was on September 28th, 2014. So we're a little early this time around! Alright alright alright! WOOO!
What should I do to celebrate these 300 posts? Eat 300 gumballs? Fall down 300 flights of stairs? Yes I diddly do!
 Ouch. Gosh darn Lol Stairs! Stop tripping me up! Stupid Lol Stairs. They made me drop all my 300 gumballs too! So now I can't eat them! (Okay, maybe that's not 300 gumballs but who's gonna count?!) Anyway, that was fun, I hope you like Mr. Rainbow Rainbow Hair Potato Dude celebrating 300 posts as the background, now onto SERIOUS BUSINESS! Like Animal Jam And stuff! And if you're reading this after September 2015, here's Mr. Crazy Rainbow Hair Potato Dude.
Anyway, now onto actual serious business. The new item sometime this week was this Beekeeper Hat! Or something. It looks like a beekeeper hat.
Oh, it's a "Pillbox Hat", whatever that means. I still think it's a beekeeper hat. Let's see what Google has to say about it again.
Okay! I still have no idea what it is but okay! Anyway, we also have the returning Tie-Dye Shirt,which is a personal favorite of mine! It's appeared in shops every August since 2013, so it's a little late this time! Still, it's a cool item.
Also, the rest of the glitchy items are here! WOOOO! HOORAY FOR GLITCHES! Here they are.

I think the most useful out of those items is the Glitchy Portal. Like you set it to go down the street, and you end up on Mars! That sounds like a great invention!
This is why it's not a good idea to own glitched items. Well anyway, since tomorrow is Monday, here's last week's RIM! I never talked about it since it's pretty boring.
Jeez, 650 gems for a pair of black and red glasses? That is the very definition of rip-off! Holy bananas! Well, I have to go. I hope you enjoyed this post and I hope you enjoy this beautiful day! Well, it's a beautiful day where I live. It could be a blizzard where you live. Well I'm sure you'll get over it! Just put on your winter coat and hunker down with more AJP posts! Meanwhile, I'm going to go outside. Bai!
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Pet Rules

Oh hey, you've made it to the bottom of the page. Well, now that you're here, it's now your responsibility to make sure the pets get fed. So:
1. Feed Pete 2 or 3 fish. DON'T FEED HIM MORE THAN THAT!! He'll fall over!
2. Over on the Fun Stuff page, feed the fishes about 15 pieces of food (5 clicks) Don't let the red one eat all the food! She's very greedy.
3. And finally, feed Rosie who is also on the Fun Stuff page. She needs about 2 apples and 1 piece of broccoli every day. She loves being brushed, so you should pet her with the brush too!

That's all! Now go feed them. THEY'RE HUNGRY. Oh, and by the way did I mention they need these daily?