Friday, March 25, 2016

Q and A and and a Success Talk!

Hey Jammers! You know what, that's too plain. We need a new intro. Maybe in a new language! Hit it, Google Translate!
Wow. That is surprising, because I thought that the word "hey" would translate and "jammers" wouldn't, so that's weird! And boy, look at that word. I would love to go walking down the street and call someone a "bloquejador". Jeez, it looks like someone tried to type out the sound of someone barfing!
Well, now I know a word of Catalan. Okay bloquejadors! Time for a little old segment I used to call Ask:Reply but then completely forgot about! Seriously, it's been since November 17th that I've done one of these. You guys have commented 49 times since then. Yikes. I'm gonna answer more than 5 questions, that's for sure. It will be a Super Ask:Reply! Right now it's March 15th, but it takes me forever to write a post so it will probably be published over the weekend, and by that point it will have been exactly 4 months. So let's get started so it doesn't become longer! Here's we go!
Here is our first commenter, HarmonyPurr9. She is a super commenter, as she has commented many times. Thanks so much, HarmonyPurr!!
No way. Really? I'm gonna have to look this up!
Holy wamalama ding dong. That's crazy! I did not know that! I assume that green part holds the cashews, but what does the red part do? Can you eat it? That is a mystery for another day, because I am researched out. I just spent my whole weekend typing up a huge report for school. Also, here's a random fact for you: My grandparents are obsessed with cashews. They came over the weekend and brought a whole lot of cashews. I don't know what's so appealing about cashews for them. My grandparents are weird! Okay, next commenter.
Swiggity swag, what's in the bag? A hizzity hashtag! That sizzity sentence rhymed! Wow, what am I doing with my life? LOLA ZINSKI, WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME DO?!! I didn't mean that. I'm sure you're a lovely person, Lola. HIZZITY HASHTAGS- next commenter please help i'm dying.
TOO MANY COMMENTS ON "TURQUOISE RING". You realize I could easily delete that post, right...? Actually no, that's where a lot of people find my blog and become a fan of it. Raise your hand if you found my blog because of the post "Turquoise Ring". You know, the "glitched ring" post? Yeah, that one. I'm sure you've heard of it. Anyway, I have kind of a love/hate relationship with that post because it's nice to get new people like you guys, who actually read my posts and are my friends. But it's not nice to have people like Stephanie Wu. Yes, Stephanie Wu, of course I'm just going to give you, a person who I don't know in the slightest, one of the only eyeball/mood rings in existence. No, I'm not even going to think about it, just going to hand it off to Stephanie Wu because why not.

Sorry I'm being so cynical, I'm just tired of people like Stephanie Wu. And no, Stephanie Wu, it's not a "glitched" ring. It is a certain color of the Turquoise Ring that was removed from Animal Jam in 2013 because it looked like an eyeball on a ring, as I said in the post. There's no glitch about it, Stephanie Wu! It is not "glitched" in the slightest, Stephanie Wu! GO AWAY STEPHANIE WU! NO ONE LIKES YOU!

Sorry. That got a little out of hand. Okay, next commenter!
This one's really sweet <3 It was left when I came back after a bit of a hiatus when my computer kinda shut down in the beginning of December. So thanks for that! And actually, my parents don't really care about my blog. They care about me, but they not really about my blog, so maybe you are my biggest fan! Okay, next comment.
Mmhmm, and that is a perfect example of how NOT to type a comment. Well, there's a special button for it!
Okay! Now that that's over with, onto the next section of this Ask:Reply! The ones I just did were just comments, the ones after this are questions.
Huh. That's a good question, Bob the Potato Protector. It's been a long time since Leap Year, so I'm going to have to take them down. There are currently 304 frog-potatoes on the blog (I counted) and I don't know what to do with them.
So maybe I will give them to you, Bob the Potato Protector! Good thinking! I think they will love it in your potato retirement home. Although they will probably jump all over the other old potatoes, and that won't be good. Just be sure to protect them from Anonymous!
No Anonymous! You will not take my frog potatoes!! YOU SHALL NOT TURN THEM INTO POTATO CHIPS!! Anyway, I forgot to do a St. Patrick's Day background when that was happening, so I guess it's back to the regular old potato. Sigh.
Well anyway, onto the next comment!
Oh, that's a really good question! Hmm. Both of those would be cool, but also a little dull. Every item just having one style is a big commitment. Grass would be pretty nice, it would be like walking through the jungle or tall grass or something, and the moon would be like I was walking on the moon. Yeah, I think I would like to have all my items look like the moon. Great question! All righty roo, onto the next question!
Oh, it's another question from HarmonyPurr9 about items. Well, HarmonyPurr, if you want to know what I think is the worst item ever made, just look up there.Yep, the ol' Turquoise Ring! And you want to know why? Well, I already explained why up there. But here's another reason: people are OBSESSED with it! In case you didn't know, on Blogger you can look at different stats about your blog. And one of them is what people searched into Google to look for your blog. Well, you'd think mine would be stuff like "the animal jam potato" or "aj potato" or something. Nope! Just take a look at what people have been searching for!
Yep, it's completely filled with garbage about the "glitched ring". The new one is a "glitched heart ring". Do you know what that is? Maybe it's another name for the "glitched" Turquoise Ring. I'll Google it.
Nah, it's another "glitched" item. Anyway, I will stop talking about the Turquoise Ring! I know it's getting annoying, and I'm sorry about that. i just wanted to show you people's obsessive people are about these "glitch" rings and how absolutely AWFUL their grammar is. Like seriously, how did 2 different people search for "how much do glitched rings worth aj". Why?! Okay, here is our last comment of the day!
I'm not awesome! I'm just here writing posts for you guys and livin' my life! You guys are the ones that are awesome for reading it. This blog wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you guys, you come here and read this every time I write a new post (and even if you don't, you're still awesome)! I would have stopped years ago if no one read my posts. But you do! You keep this blog running! You keep the posts comin'! As for my secret, I've drawn out a complex formula for that:
As you can see, you guys are 35% of the success of this blog, and I'm only 10%. Seriously though, those are the 4 components to the success of any establishment- a business, a YouTube channel, a blog... whatever it is, it all has to do with the its audience, its creator, perseverance, and a little bit of luck. If you're an aspiring rock and roll musician, but the people on Spotify don't like your music, keep going! If you give up now, no one's going to hear your music. Instead, try uploading your music to SoundCloud and iTunes! There's a whole new audience out there, and I'm sure if you keep going they will learn to love your music. If you have a great invention idea, but no company will buy it, try selling it online! There are millions of people on Amazon, and I know that some of them will love your idea. As Woody Allen once said, 80% of success is showing up, and it's so true. You won't get anywhere if you don't try, so reach for the stars!

So, catdog347, that is my secret. I hope you were inspired to go out and DO something, I sure was! I hope you enjoyed this post and have a GREAT Friday. (Get it? Cause it's Good Friday? No..? Okay, I'll let myself out.) But it's not over yet! It's time for our Meme o' t'day!
SNEK. NO. STAHP SNEK. DON'T LEAVE ME SNEK! This makes me laugh because of the sheer lack of context: it's not from a video, it's not clear where they are, and the lady is so distraught and the snek is so nonchalant that it's just LOLLERDOLLERS! Snek, plz dont leev her. Snek no. SNEK STAHP. Anyway, that does it for this month's today's post! I hope you liked it. If you are religious, have a good Easter, and if you're not, have a good weekend! It's spring break for me, WOOP WOOP! Maybe there will be another post before April, but don't get your hopes up. Although, there might be a little something for April Fool's Day... (which translates to "Expect something awesome on April Fool's Day. You're not even prepared.")~


  1. The fruit part of the Cashew plant is poisonous and unable to be eaten.

    1. It's good that you told me that, because that fruit part looks delicious! I guess it's not. Thanks for sharing your amazing cashew fruit facts!

  2. Soooooooooooo... i know that this is little random but do u know when spuddie's blog will have more posts i mean it have been like 9 months or somethang

    1. Ha ha! Yeah, I kind of forgot about that. Thanks for showing interest, though! I'm working on a Part 2 to the story I started in July. It should be out in April or May.


    Also dat iz actually a GLICHD wing. Ye it iz actually gliitched. Its one of those stupidly overrated items lol.
    Stupid idea of the day-name all the potatoes in the background of your blog
    ~A chicken from mars

    1. The glitches part was a joke...

    2. @A chicken from mars, no. Did you even read the post?
      @Anonymous, yes, you are correct :)

    3. Oh man this is an old comment I feel really embarrassed about XD
      I was both chicken AND anon. I'm really sorry if I sounded like some weird kid XD

      I did read the entire post, but I'd never read what you referred to as the glitched ring post everyone was freaking out by. There is such thing as a glitched turquoise ring, however I wasn't sure whether that was what you were referring too. I know this is a really late reply, but I just wanted to apologise

    4. Oh, sorry! I didn't realize you were confused by that! I hope you weren't offended.

  4. Dat guy dat licks katzApril 6, 2016 at 8:27 AM

    Hello! I'm quite new to this blog, but it's awesome! It's such a sucessfull and great blog, and I'd follow it, but sadly I am not allowed to. I love all the music!! C:


Hey everyone! If you're about to comment, thanks so much! That's really nice of you! But I do have a few ground rules....
1. Please don't swear, this is an Animal Jam blog and if you want to be vulgar go do that somewhere else.
2. Don't bully. It's rude and mean. Your comment will be deleted if I see it or someone reports it to me.
3. Have fun while commenting!! Feel free to ask me anything about AJ and I will try to respond.

Pet Rules

Oh hey, you've made it to the bottom of the page. Well, now that you're here, it's now your responsibility to make sure the pets get fed. So:
1. Feed Pete 2 or 3 fish. DON'T FEED HIM MORE THAN THAT!! He'll fall over!
2. Over on the Fun Stuff page, feed the fishes about 15 pieces of food (5 clicks) Don't let the red one eat all the food! She's very greedy.
3. And finally, feed Rosie who is also on the Fun Stuff page. She needs about 2 apples and 1 piece of broccoli every day. She loves being brushed, so you should pet her with the brush too!

That's all! Now go feed them. THEY'RE HUNGRY. Oh, and by the way did I mention they need these daily?