Wednesday, March 22, 2017

JUNE 23RD, 2011

First off, before this post begins, I'd like to say that I got my computer fixed! Well, not exacty fixed. But my dad got a new one. It's big and silver and weird looking. Here's a picture:
The old one is lying under it, like a slain dragon. RIP computer, you will be missed.

Anyway, onto the post!

I AM BEING HAUNTED. But not by a ghost or a demon... by a DATE. No, not that kind of date you crazy people, an actual date, like a day. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE IT IS?!!!?! Oh. I just told you. In the title. WELL YOU WERE RIGHT! IT IS JUNE 23RD, 2011!!! No, the current date is not June 23rd, 2011. Be quiet! This is so weird, it's been happening to me all day. EVERYWHERE I LOOK THIS DATE IS THERE! IT IS HAUNTING ME I TELL YOU! (Okay, you're probably thinking I've gone insane. And you're half right. But just let me explain.) Let me tell you the tale of last Saturday, when this all happened. *harp music plays*

So, it all started a couple days ago when I was reading a Big Nate book from a couple years ago (because I'm an edgy teenager who doesn't take nothing from no one) and during one story arc, I noticed one where Nate mentioned the current date. Which I bet you can guess.

Yep, there it is! Our beloved date. But if you think that's where it stops, ohh no. It gets a lot weirder. So, because it was Saturday, I was doing very important things like sitting in bed and watching YouTube on my phone all day. Here is a dramatic recreation:
This took me far too long to draw. Also apparently I have one arm.
And as I was doing this important task, I was scrolling through my Subscriptions tab. Because, ya know, ya gotta checkthe people you subscribe to to see their new videos. And so there I went, expecting a bunch of new videos. However, I stumbled across this...
Look at that! It's Fetus Felix. Giving us a hug. How sweet! But why the heck would this be in my subscribtions tab?! Apparently it's being recommended to a lot of people all of a sudden. I think maybe this video was private before and he recently made it public... I don't know. In any case, I decided to watch it, and it was all nice! PewDiePie really has changed in the last 5 years.
I was like WOAH! What a coincidence! I just read that date in that comic the other day! What are the chances?? Wowie! Golly gee! That's really weird! And then it got weirder. After I finished that video, I decided to load up another, more recent, PewDiePie video (from today). Today he was playing a game called Get Even, and it was all fine and dandy until about 4 minutes in...
THE HECKING DATE IN WHICH THE GAME IS SET. AHHHHH!! DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?! It's haunting me! Everywhere I go! It's like a horror movie, I can't escape it! And I thought it was over after that. OHHHHH NO! I decided to watch more YouTube and move away from PewDiePie for a while. So I clicked on an older video from theodd1sout. Do you know him? He makes animated videos and comics about interesting and strange times in his life. Kinda like Danisnotonfire but animated. Anyway, I clicked on this video and it was all fine and dandy up until about 2 minutes in. When he was talking about a comic that he had made. And in that comic, it mentioned a date.
I paused the video and just stared at it for like a solid 2 minutes. I was like "No. No. That can't be! There's no way!" I am still in shock. How does this happen to someone??? Did I do something to upset the time gods and now they are cursing me with this date? It's so weird! And such a random date, too. Why would a cartoonist, a video game team, a YouTuber, and another YouTuber mention this one date from 5 years ago, all at different time periods? Because the Big Nate was written before 6/23/2011, but he wrote it to be published on that day; PewDiePie just unprivatized a video that was uploaded (and probably recorded on, going off of the bad quality of it) on 6/23/2011; the video game people most likely have been working on their game for at least a year, so they chose that date in 2015 or 2016; and theodd1sout just happened to mention that date in one of his comics, and he just happened to mention that comic in a video, that I watched!! I'm telling you, it's fate. Hmm...I wonder what happened on June 23rd, 2011 in the world.
Um... what?
Oh my dear lord.
Okay! I am sticking with my original theory that this is a curse. Apparently a lot of terrible things happened on Thursday, June 23rd, 2011. And so many news stories! What's really weird is that- did you notice?- all of them were published within this month. THIS MONTH! 5 and a half years later, multiple news stories are all being covered about the same date. That is really freaky. Also- that was really a terrible day for a lot of people. Some guy's wife died, someone was shot during a 2am break-in, something with feral hog meat (???), 2 people died when a tree fell on them, someone got his $3,000 watch stolen, a cop choked someone to death, and a company lost a bunch of money. So many deaths! What is going on? I mean, at least 10 people die, and all the news reports on it now, 5 years later? Weird. Let's get the X-Flies on this! DOO DOO DOO DOO!! Maybe it's a sign! Maybe I'm going to die! That would suck. I'd rather avoid dying. If I don't post in April guys, you know what's happened. Oooh! I have an idea! Let's see what I looked like on June 23, 2011!
Well, I couldn't find a picture of me from June 23rd, but this is from June 24th. Look at those sunglasses! I was a snazzy kid. Anyway, I've probably upset the time gods too much by posting this, and they're probably going to smite me pretty quick. Whoops! Anyway, if you enjoyed this/are totally weirded out by it, leave a comment! I like to read you guys's feedback and opinions. See ya next time!

Wednesday, March 15, 2017


Hi guys! So you may be wondering where the heck I am and where is that post I promised. Well! Guess whose computer decided to break again?
Yep! You guessed right! Iiiiit's mine! Boyhowdy isn't that just great? Man, I actually have no idea why this keeps happening. This is the third time. Jeez. Well, the last two times were within 3 months of each other, so that's worse I think. Anyway, if you're new to this blog or started reading it sometime in 2016 and wondering what the actual heck I'm talking about, I'll fill you in:

So, in September 2015, the computer that I've been using forever suddenly died on me. And then in December 2015, it happened again, causing me to not be able to write posts (except when I'm supposed to be working on the computers at school, like right now) until my dad fixes it. You can look up those posts if you want to know the full story behind those first two times, but I won't get into it here. What happened this time was that my dad unplugged the actual computer part, not the monitor, to fix it, and it didn't turn on after he plugged it back in. Anyway, I'm boring you. The point is that computers are annoying and posts will be delayed! Sorry about that. When it's working again I'll let ya know! Bye!

Saturday, March 4, 2017


*By the way, this is not a regular post. This is just something I made because I don't know why. Actual post is coming Tuesday, March 7th!

Hi there! Today is the 5 year anniversary since I released my first album, Rocketship Elliott on March 4th, 2012. I have no idea how you'd know that, I haven't even told you about my band in like 2 years. Why did I think this post was a good idea? Actually, it's the birthday/anniversary/whatever you want to call it of a lot of other things. For example, 2 years ago on Thursday, Five Nights at Freddy's 3 came out.
Ain't that interesting? Also, 1 year ago today Zootopia was released.
Also, 2 years ago today I got my guinea pig Tootsie! She is adorable. Here is a picture of her:
Anyway, I don't really know what this garbage post was. I just realized it was the 5-year anniversary of my first album, (among other things) so I decided to post about it on here. I really should make a blog just dedicated to my band. Also, if you didn't know I had a band, I don't blame you! But it's called The Eggies and I'm gonna make a whole big explainy post about it in mid-May. Also my new album Art Is Dead comes out on May 19th (which also happens to be this blog's 4th birthday!). So yeah. Thanks for reading I guess? I don't know. Stay cool, stay alive, and stay street. HAPPYBIRTHDAYZOOTOPIA

Pet Rules

Oh hey, you've made it to the bottom of the page. Well, now that you're here, it's now your responsibility to make sure the pets get fed. So:
1. Feed Pete 2 or 3 fish. DON'T FEED HIM MORE THAN THAT!! He'll fall over!
2. Over on the Fun Stuff page, feed the fishes about 15 pieces of food (5 clicks) Don't let the red one eat all the food! She's very greedy.
3. And finally, feed Rosie who is also on the Fun Stuff page. She needs about 2 apples and 1 piece of broccoli every day. She loves being brushed, so you should pet her with the brush too!

That's all! Now go feed them. THEY'RE HUNGRY. Oh, and by the way did I mention they need these daily?